I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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