I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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