I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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