He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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