Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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