$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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