You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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