oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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