plz talk dirty to me
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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