they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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