just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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