he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Someone shattered a urinal.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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