There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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