Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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