Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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