I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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