Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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