SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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