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  • im sure his foster parents will never tell him

    Submitted by funzo on Dec 17, 11 at 3:26pm
  • Don't fret, he'll never understand words that large anyway.

    Submitted by TheWingMan on Dec 17, 11 at 6:06pm
  • do you seriously think he wants to know any of the circumstances around his conception? I wouldn't, that's nasty.

    Submitted by YeahReally on Dec 17, 11 at 5:19pm
  • You don't, parent of the year!

    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 17, 11 at 2:46pm
  • I bet it will go easier then when you have to tell him or her that there father is really your cousin

    Submitted by theoldguy on Dec 17, 11 at 4:30pm
  • roll tide!

    Submitted by PillowFort24 on Dec 17, 11 at 5:57pm
  • PillowFort24 - omg..... So freaking hilarious!!!!! I live in Alabama.... Most ppl I know were concieved on a barstool in a redneck sports bar. And wat did they scream when they came? Roll tide....

    Submitted by ohsofreakinbored on Dec 18, 11 at 7:01pm
    • hahaha i'm from michigan, and we use that saying even here, but i have a friend who is obsessed with alabama and says it all the time especially when he's drunk

      Submitted by PillowFort24 on Dec 20, 11 at 3:59pm
  • don't.

    Submitted by bellamari on Dec 17, 11 at 2:45pm
  • this is the plot to that lifetime movie "my barstool baby "

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 17, 11 at 8:15pm
  • wait til his teenage years when all his teeth fall out, blame it on his father

    Submitted by Storm74 on Dec 17, 11 at 8:21pm
  • ...you don't

    Submitted by traveller1988 on Dec 18, 11 at 2:25am
  • It's Alabama! your brother (his father) would probably explain it better…

    Submitted by EHSBaby on Dec 21, 11 at 3:06am