How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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im sure his foster parents will never tell him
Don't fret, he'll never understand words that large anyway.
do you seriously think he wants to know any of the circumstances around his conception? I wouldn't, that's nasty.
You don't, parent of the year!
wait til his teenage years when all his teeth fall out, blame it on his father
I bet it will go easier then when you have to tell him or her that there father is really your cousin
PillowFort24 - omg..... So freaking hilarious!!!!! I live in Alabama.... Most ppl I know were concieved on a barstool in a redneck sports bar. And wat did they scream when they came? Roll tide....
hahaha i'm from michigan, and we use that saying even here, but i have a friend who is obsessed with alabama and says it all the time especially when he's drunk
this is the plot to that lifetime movie "my barstool baby "
It's Alabama! your brother (his father) would probably explain it better…