I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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