Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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