Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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