Got a toothbrush?
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think my moral compass just broke
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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