i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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