He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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