I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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