im gay
i know
yea but for you.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Randomize
