nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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