doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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