Someone shit on the floor
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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