just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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