Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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