He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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