You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
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It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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