singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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