Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
jump out the window naked night went bad
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