I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
lol hangovers are for mortals.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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