Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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