I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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