he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
