Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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