i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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