He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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