It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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