This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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