I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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