and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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