So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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