all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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