Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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