yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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