i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
NoShamevember. You game?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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