Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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