He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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