I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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