At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Just took my morning after pill in the library
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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