I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize